Flight of the Conchords (not concords, conCHords) are a real band from New Zealand that have a show on HBO, so you know it’s probably gonna be good because really, HBO cranks out hits in their sleep. Anyhow, you’ve gotta watch the Flight of the Conchords music video ”Business Time”. It’s pretty damn funny, and they actually sound good too I plan on posting more of their stuff, but this should wet your palette a little bit. I wasn’t sure what to make of them at first, but they’ve definitely grown on me. Check it out…here’s the “Business Time” lyrics and video by Flight of the Conchords.
Business Time Lyrics – Flight of the Conchord Lyrics
Oooohhhhh…
Awww yeah, girl tonight we’re gonna make love.
You know how I know?
Because it’s Wednesday,
And Wednesday night is the night that we usually make love.
Tuesday night is the night that we usually go to your mother’s place and I teach
her how to use the video machine again.
But Wednesday night, is the night that we’re makin’ love…
When everything is just right
You’re not too tired from your after-work social netball team practice.
There’s nothing good on TV.
Mmmmm…
Conditions are perfect for making love.
You turn to me and say something sexy like, “I might go to bed I’ve got work in
the morning.”
I know what you’re trying to say, baby.
You’re trying to say “Aww, yeah. It’s business time.”
It’s business
It’s business time
I know what you’re trying to say
You’re trying to say it’s time for business
It’s business time ooh.
It’s business
It’s business time
Aww aww yeah yeah.
The next thing you know we’re in the bathroom brushing our teeth
That’s all part of it, that’s foreplay.
Foreplay is very important…in love making
Then you go sort out the recycling
Which isn’t part of the foreplay, but it’s still very important.
The next thing you know we’re in the bedroom,
You’re wearin’ that same old ugly, baggy T-shirt with a stain on it that you got
from that team-building exercise you did for your old work several years ago.
“Team Building Exercise ‘99″.
I take off my clothes
But I trip over my jeans ’cause I’m still wearing my shoes
But it’s okay ’cause I turn it all into a sexy dance.
The next thing you know I’m wearing absolutely nothing,
Except for my socks
And you know when I’m down to just my socks what time it is
It’s business time.
It’s business
It’s business time
You know when I’m down to my socks it’s time for business
That’s why they’re called business socks ooh.
It’s business
It’s business time
Awwhaaahawww yeah yeah.
Making love
Making love for
Makin love for two
Making love for two minutes.
When it’s with me, you only need two minutes, girl
‘Cause I’m so intense
Two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven.
Mmmm…
You turn to me and say something sexy like, “Is that it?”
I know what you’re trying to say, girl
You’re trying to say, “Aw yeah, that’s it”
Yhen you tell me you want some more
Well, uh…
I’m not surprised,
But I am quite sleepy.
Mmm…
It’s business
It’s business time
Business hours are over, baby
It’s business
It’s business time.