One of the most memorable Super Bowl Ads for me is the Will Ferrell Bud Light commercial. Supporting Bud Light and his new movie, Semi-Pro, Will Ferrell plays Jackie Moon doing a mock commercial for Bud Light. The short and long versions of the Will Ferrell Bud Ligh Super Bowl ads are below. Both are hilarious. Like Will Ferrell says, “Bud Light, suck one.” Transcripts are below for those that want to read along.
Will Ferrell Bud Light Commercial – Short Version – “Bud Light, Suck One”
Will Ferrell: Hi, I’m Jackie Moon. I drink one beer and one beer only. Bud Light…A magical blend of barley, hops, and delicious alcohol…
[new take] Will Ferrell: Makes a perfect Valentine’s gift for the ladies.
[new take] Will Ferrell: A lot of sweat goes into every bottle. Not literally, that would be gross, but you know what I mean.
[new take] Will Ferrell: Rereshes the palette…and…the loins.
[new take] Will Ferrell: Bud Light, suck one.
Will Ferrell Bud Light Commercial – Long Version
Will Ferrell: Hi, I’m Jackie Moon. I drink one beer and one beer only. Bud Light…A magical blend of barley, hops, and delicious alcohol…
[new take] Will Ferrell: Drink Bud Light or I’ll kill you with the wrong end of a basketball.
[new take] Will Ferrell: The preferred beverage at sporting events, concerts, and tawdry burlesque shows. Speaking of burlesque shows, is that make-up honey around anymore? Are you familiar with Burlesque?
Woman: A little.
Will Ferrell: A little? Or a lot? [laughs]
[new take] Will Ferrell: Bud Light, I’m horny.
[new take] Will Ferrell: What’s wrong with this, huh?
[new take] Will Ferrell: I know a little bit about directing…if you’re gonna say this is for Valentine’s, for the ladies, this is the pose…Or maybe this is.
[new take] Will Ferrell: Take it from a man who places electrical tape over his nipples. What? What did I do?
[new take] Will Ferrell: The perfect beer for blowin’ out the pipes.
[new take] Will Ferrell: The official beer of people who like…..beer.
That’s a wrap. Okay, who do I see about getting my cash?