The Lonely Island have been creating some funny music videos recently. Not sure if y’all have seen “I’m On a Boat (featuring T-Pain), but it’s pretty hilarious. It’s a great parody on rap videos, particularly those P Diddy videos. Some classic moments from the video include the random helicopters that fly into the picture in slow motion, burgers, and of course…the muthafuckin’ boat. It’s definitely worth reading the lyrics after watching the video…I noticed a few things I hadn’t heard the first I watched the video. Check it out and let us know what you think in the comments…
The Lonely Island featuring T-Pain – I’m On a Boat Video
I’m On a Boat Lyrics (featuring T-Pain) by The Lonely Island
Andy Samberg: Whoa! Free boat ride for three. Now, who should I take? Keith: Yes!
Andy Samberg: And…T-Pain.
T-Pain: Cool
(Shortay)
Aww shit, get cha towels ready…
It’s about to go down (shorty, yeah).
Everybody in the place hit the fucking deck (shorty, yeah).
But stay on your muthafuckin’ toes.
We running this, let’s go…
I’m on a boat (I’m on a boat).
I’m on a boat (I’m on a boat).
Ery’body look at me
’cause I’m sailing on a boat (sailing on a boat).
I’m on a boat (I’m on a boat).
I’m on a boat…
Take a good hard look at the muthafuckin’ boat (boat, yeah).
I’m on a boat muthafucka
take a look at me.
Straight floatin’ on a boat
on the deep blue sea.
Busting five knots,
wind whippin’ out my coat.
You can’t stop me muthafucka
cause I’m on a boat…
Take a picture, trick (trick).
I’m on a boat, bitch (bitch).
We drinking Santana champ,
’cause it’s so crisp (crisp).
I got my swim trunks,
and my flippie-floppies.
I’m flippin’ burgers
you at Kinko’s
straight flippin’ copies.
I’m riding on a dolphin,
doin’ flips and shit.
This dolphin’s splashin’,
getting ery’body all wet.
But this ain’t Seaworld,
this is real as it gets…
I’m on a boat muthafucka,
don’t you ever forget!
I’m on a boat and…
It’s going fast and…
I got a nautical-themed
Pashmina afghan.
I’m the king of the world,
on a boat like Leo.
If you’re on the shore,
then you’re sure not me-oh.
Get the fuck up, this boat is REAL!!!
Fuck land…
I’m on a boat muthafucka (muthafucka).
Fuck trees…
I climb buoys muthafucka (muthafucka).
I’m on the deck with my boys muthafucka (yeah).
The boat engine make noise muthafucka.
Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now).
Arms spread wide on the starboard bow (starboard bow).
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow).
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible…
Yeah…
never thought I’d be on a boat.
It’s a big blue watery road (yeah).
Poseidon…
Look at meeee, ooooooh (all hands on deck)
Never thought I’d see the day,
when a big boat coming my way.
Believe me when I say,
I fucked a mermaid…
I’m on a boat…
I’m on a boat…
Ery’body look at me ’cause I’m sailing on a boat (woaah).
I’m on a boat…
I’m on a boat…
Take a good hard look at the muthafuckin’ boat (sha-sha-shorty, shorty, yeaaaah)