So, if you’re not up to speed on what’s been going on at the Jimmy Kimmel show, then you need to see the video where Sarah Silverman informs Jimmy Kimmel she’s sleeping with Matt Damon.
Jimmy Kimmel responded after the oscars with his own video. And guess what? He’s fucking Ben Affleck. Among the celebrity cameos in the video are: Ben Affleck (obviously), Brad Pitt, Joan Jett, Robin Williams, Don Cheadle, Pete Wentz, Perry Farrell, Macy Gray, Joel Madden, Benji Madden, Harrison Ford, Lance Bass, Cameron Diaz, Huey Luis, Josh Groban, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Meatloaf, Dicky Barrett, Harrison Ford, Rebecca Romijn, Christina Applegate, and a gospel choir a la We Are The World style.
Here’s Jimmy Kimmel’s response to Sarah Silverman’s video, I’m Fucking Ben Affleck…lyrics are included below.
I’m Fucking Ben Affleck Video
“I’m Fucking Ben Affleck” Lyrics, Words, Script by Ben Affleck, Jimmy Kimmel
Jimmy Kimmel: Oh, Hi Sarah. It’s been a long time. I guess you’ve been…busy with…Matt Damon. I’ve been busy too. I’ve been thinking about us, and you and him and, I’m happy for you. I really am. He’s a great guy. I mean he’s the sexiest man alive. I found somebodye pretty sexy too. I don’t know if you’ve heard, but…I’m fucking Ben Affleck!
Ben Affleck: He’s fucking Ben Affleck.
Jimmy Kimmel: While you and Matt are swappin’ spit. I said I’m fucking Ben Affleck!
Ben Affleck: He said he’s fucking Ben Affleck. Hey Sarah, he’s got bigger tits.
Jimmy Kimmel: They’re not hairy though, right?
Ben Affleck: No…
Brad Pitt: Excuse me…Is someone here…fucking Ben Affleck?
Jimmy Kimmel: I am! I’m fucking him!
Brad Pitt: Great, sign here.
Jimmy Kimmel: Thank you. [Reads cake] Congratulations on fucking Ben Affleck.
Crowd & Ben: Ahhhh….
Brad Pitt: What did you wish for?
Jimmy Kimmel & Ben Affleck: When we’re together there’s this feeling inside.
It’s like a million butterflies flutterin’ in my behind.
I love the dimples in your chin, I see diamonds in your eyes.
When I’m fucking you Ben Affleck I feel like I can fly.
And our fucking won’t be stopped no matter how hard they try.
Ben Affleck: They can’t stop it.
Jimmy Kimmel: They can’t stop it.
Joan Jett: You won’t tear them apart. You can’t stop this love affair, cause they love f-u-c-k-i-n-g.
Robin Williams: This is not a man crush. He’s fucking our friend Ben.
Don Cheadle: And so we all…we all hope Matt will understand…
Everyone: He’s fucking Ben
Pete Wentz & Dominic Monaghan: Fucking Ben Affleck
Perry Farrell: Yeah, Jimmy’s the one who’s fucking Ben Affleck like they’re in prison.
Everyone: Just like prison.
Macy Gray: He’s fucking Ben…Ben Affleck’s his guy.
Joel Madden and Benji Madden: Oh, it’s through the fucking night and day…
Lance Bass: Just ask Huey!
Cameron Diaz: Okay, I’ll ask him Huey, did you see them fuck at all?
Huey Luis: Yes, I saw them fuck. They were in a bathroom stall.
Josh Groban: Oooohhh ooohhhh oohhh he’s fucking Ben, fucking Ben Affleck. He’s fuuuucking Bennnn!
Everyone: He’s fucking Ben. He’s fucking Ben Affleck!
Christopher Mintz-Plasse: Jimmy’s the one who’s fucking Ben Affleck like they’re in prison!
Meatloaf & Everyone: He’s fucking Ben. Ben Affleck’s his guy!
Joel Madden and Benji Madden: Do the fucking every way.
Dicky Barrett: Just ask Don Cheadle!
Don Cheadle: Ooohhhh ooohhh ooohhh he’s fucking Ben.
Everyone: He’s fucking Ben Affleck!
[Harrison Ford blows a kiss to Ben and Jimmy]
Everyone: Jimmy’s the one who’s fucking Ben Affleck like they’re in prison.
Christina Applegate & Rebecca Romijn: Just like prison!
Everyone: He’s fucking Ben! Fucking Ben Affleck. Jimmy’s the one who’s fucking Ben Affleck like they’re in prison. He’s fucking Ben. Ben Affleck’s his guy!
Huey Luis & Cameron Diaz: They’ve been making sweet sweet love, Ben and Jimmy!
Josh Groban: That was pretty fuckin’ good.