One of my all-time favorite videos is Pee on You (Piss on You) by Dave Chappelle. The guy is a comic genius…plain and simple. And if you don’t remember the whole R. Kelly peeing on a girl incident, you should look it up. I’ll try and find an old news link or something. Basically, a 14 year old girl let R Kelly pee on her. “I want to pee on you…drip drip drip.” LOL.
R. Kelly / Dave Chappelle – Piss on You Video (I wanna pee on you)
(I Want To) Piss on You / Pee on You Lyrics by Dave Chappelle
Yeah..
Its the R.
40oz of malt liquor made me wanna tell you something…
I said, rollin’ around
sittin’ on dubs,
cat like eye,
was high on shrubs,
Coolin’ in my Escalade,
Man I’m paid, I got it made.
Take me to your special place,
Close your eyes show me your face…
I’m gonna piss on it.
Haters gotta hate,
Lovers wanna love,
I don’t even want,
None of the above,
I want to piss on you.
Yes I do, I’ll piss on you,
I’ll pee on you.
I said your body, your body,
Is a porta-potty,
When I pee I kick,
like it knows karate.
I’m gonna pee on you,
Drip, drip, drip,
Pee on you, all on you,
(P)iss on you, (p)iss on you,
You won’t ever feel…
quite the same,
Once you get a whiff…
of my Hershey stains,
I want to piss on you, too,
I want to pee in your food,
Only thing that make my life complete
is when I turn your face into a toilet seat,
I want to pee on you,
Yes I do,
yes I do, I’ll pee on you,
I’ll piss on you.
Haters gotta hate,
Lovers wanna love,
I don’t even want
none of the above,
I want to piss on you.
Yes I do, I’ll piss on you,
I’ll pee on you.
Won’t you braid my hair,
said won’t you braid my hair.
Before you start, I’m gonna fart,
I’m gonna fart on you.
I love this song