Supposedly, Dinosaur Rap (lyrics below) by Whitest Kids U’ Know (WKUK) is the first rap song about getting high with dinosaurs. This is probably true, though I’m not 100% certain. Either way, the Whitest Kids You Know are certainly claiming that accomplishment with their latest song, Dino Rap. If anyone has ever rapped about dinosaurs, my first guess would be Outkast.
Regardless of who rapped about dinosaurs first, this NYC comedy troupe has been putting out some funny material, so you’ll be seeing more of their stuff here as I’ve caught myself laughing at their material more often these days. “You’re welcome…internet.”
Dinosaur Rap Song – Whitest Kids You Know (WKUK)
Dinosaur Rap Lyrics by Whitest Kids U Know (WKUK)
Okay, it’s Guinness Book of World Records time. This is the first rap song about getting high with dinosaurs.
I smoke a joint tonight, I smoke a joint tonight.
Me and all these dinosaurs are blazin blunts tonight.
We blazin blunts tonight, We blazin blunts tonight.
Me and all these dinosaurs is on a hunt tonight.
I’ll only spit this one time so let me take it slow.
I started to get high about an hour ago,
but then the buzzer rang and I looked out the peephole
It was a whole bunch of raptors and they just won’t go.
I stepped back and the knocks I just tried to ignore
Thought I was safe but they knew how to open doors
and without even asking they just came on in
They started smokin’ my weed and then they called their friends.
I smoke a joint tonight, I smoke a joint tonight.
Me and all these dinosaurs are rollin’ bones tonight.
We rollin’ bones tonight, We rollin’ bones tonight.
Me and all these dinosaurs is gettin’ stoned tonight.
I smoke a spliff tonight, I smoke a spliff tonight.
Me and these dinosaurs is gettin’ freakin’ ripped tonight.
We gettin’ faced tonight, We gettin’ faced tonight.
And all these dinosaurs is crashin’ at my place tonight.
An Allosaurus in the corner tryin’ to pack the bong,
Hot boxin’ in the john with a pteradon .
And Now a compy and a stega startin’ to get it on,
But I can barely move because this weeds’ the bomb.
A anklysaurus makin’ smores and eatin’ lucky charms,
The pterodactyl took my whole bag of pepperidge farms.
T-rex just went and set off the fire alarm
and now he can’t get it out because he’s got little arms.
I smoke a joint tonight, I smoke a joint tonight.
Me and all these dinosaurs are rollin’ bones tonight.
We rollin’ bones tonight, We rollin’ bones tonight.
Me and all these dinosaurs is gettin’ stoned tonight.
Now my neighbor’s on the phone and said she called the cops
and this really freaked out the triceratops.
He’s tryin’ to climb out the window and we yellin’ stop
cause I’m on the fifth floor and it’s a heck of a drop.
We heard a knock and then the cops said they wanted in
Then the cirolliphus tried to go and talk to them,
but he made things worse cause he reeked of weed and gin
but luckily the laphasaurus quickly jumped on in.
They said we were too loud and that folks were in bed.
The laph’ told the cops we would be quiet and said
But then they shined the light and asked why his eyes were red.
We were busted, so thats when he bit off their heads.
I smoke a joint tonight, I smoke a joint tonight.
Me and all these dinosaurs are rollin’ bones tonight.
We rollin’ bones tonight, We rollin’ bones tonight.
Me and all these dinosaurs is gettin’ stoned tonight.
I smoke a spliff tonight, I smoke a spliff tonight.
Me and these dinosaurs is gettin’ freakin’ ripped tonight.
We gettin’ faced tonight, We gettin’ faced tonight.
And all these dinosaurs is crashin’ at my place tonight.
Yeahhh
first rap song about gettin’ high with dinosaurs
you’re welcome… internet